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band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.
Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: *walks out* I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's.
by 1Head January 29, 2021
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Red Shag Band

Red is a lapdance. (:
"Snapping the Red Shag Band is a rainbow kiss"
"Eh naw pal, It's a lapdance"
"Oh okay then. "
by Pinky.(: November 30, 2009
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Butt band aid

Tight mini skirt that barely covers a nice ass
That ass was hot in that red butt band aid.
by Brownbear703 June 30, 2018
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Speckled Band

The act of asking to hang out every single day even tho no one can; the act of using the word “down” constantly; extremely annoying.
I was trying to chill today but I couldn’t because I was getting speckled band’ed all day.
by bigmatt June 28, 2021
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