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shred some asphalt

ride a longboard down the middle of the street
Bro I'm so stoked let's shred some asphalt.

charley some chowda

Biff - Whats the game plan Stan?

Wally - Lets charley some chowda on blue sky, and hit that craw-bake for like 1.

Biff - Aight coo!

put some guys on it

“Guys” can refer to a lot of things, usu. weed, beer, and cigarettes.

Ex: “I’m down to my last two guys, I should stop at the OP and pick some up.” or “Pass me a couple guys.”

“Put some guys on it” specifically refers to pot, however. Usually said when trying to come up with a plan or figure out rides or solve any number of simple tasks that become increasingly difficult to manage due to the inverse relationship between sobriety and basic problem-solving skills and everyone would just rather pack another bowl than decide right away.
1: “Where should we go to eat?” 2: “I dunno, put some guys on it. It’s fine."

1: “So what do you want from Sonic?” 2: “I dunno, man, we got guys on it, it’s fine.”

1: “What movie should we watch?” 2: “Fuck, man, put some guys on it. Gives me time to think. It’ll be fine. We got guys.”

bake some muffins 

To smoke pot and get high. Occasionally used as code among teen friends and peers.
Pot head 1: Hey, lets meet later at my place and bake some muffins.

Pot head 2: Okay, I'll see you later.
bake some muffins by Pot head 1 October 8, 2011

Bake some cheetos

Code name for smoking weed when you don't wanna get caught in a public place

EX: School, Work...Etc.

doing some dirty laundry 

When one give a handjob to a mexican behind a circle K
Dude did you know that sarah was doing some dirty laundry with that guy next door last night