Shower-Term Memory

When you're in the shower and genuinely can't remember if you already cleaned a specific body part.

OK, that's my arms, and now time to clean my...huh...did I already clean my back? I have NO clue. Damn shower-term memory!

by hmmurdock75 April 8, 2020

A Marine Corps Shower

Using deodorant

“Jesus man you really smell”

“Sorry dude, I was only able to take a marine corps shower today”

by Yoloswag4jesus69 November 13, 2018

czech golden shower

A full auto mag dump with a VZ-52 sub machine gun where the first ejected brass case doesn't hit the ground before the bolt locks back due to the weapons high cyclic rate.

Comrade, I have eliminated the enemy of the state with a czech golden shower.
Your Comrade: AH Excellent. We didn't have room in the gulags anyways. Too many disinformation spreaders are proving their loyalty in Siberia.

by Twitter User #489321798473892 November 17, 2022

sad boi shower

When you feel sad and don’t know what to do you sit at the bottom of your shower and just let the water run over you

I just took a sad Boi shower and now I feel a tad bit better.

by Killjoy_2019 October 8, 2019

Czech Golden Shower

When a scorpion machine pistol runs out of ammo before the brass hits the ground.

Vlad gave Ivan a Czech golden shower on the firing range

by dontaskmynameyouahold November 17, 2022

shot n shower

"Shot n Shower: A social and humanitarian practice targeted specifically at the straight homeless population. An individual extends a dual offering of a shot of ice or fetty medication via syringe and a shower, aiming to provide immediate physical relief and improved hygiene. While the act is framed as a compassionate endeavor to uplift someone's circumstances, it has an ulterior motive of becoming intimately involved with the recipient. Though criticized by some as taking advantage of a vulnerable population, proponents argue that it can serve as a stepping stone for deeper, mutually beneficial relationships.

"Gay Bob went out looking to perform a Shot n Shower after striking out on Grindr, drawing both admiration and scrutiny for his complex blend of altruism and personal motives."

by Robertschneider3 September 4, 2023

Zippo Hot Shower

Zippo rechargeable hand warmer in waterproof bag immersed in a pocket shower

Bro this Ukrainian chick said I needed to a shower...but she didn’t know I invented the zippo hot shower

by Zippo hot shower November 25, 2018