German Fan Shower

German Fan Shower; When the dominant male stands behind a generic fan, which is blowing at it's highest settings. The female is kneeing down in front of the fan as the male jizzes straight into the fan blades, showering the females face and seeps into her scalp.

Dominant Male "Hey baby!, wanna do German Fan Shower tonight?".

Female " Yeah baby!, get me moist right in the face!".

by KinkyFuck August 28, 2016

Senitors Special Shower

When a foreign dignitary decides to bestow upon you a cultural right of passage by projectile vomiting and then urinating an unnecessary amount of piss all over your new shoes.

- Kaylynn met a Senitor John.
- Wow a real live Senitor.

-yeah and she bestowed upon her a great cultural gift. She got the Senitors Special Shower.
- What an honor.

by Reedski December 6, 2021

rub shower cry

A phrase coined by Hillar, describing the start of a normal, sad, pointless day.

Yep, she is gone....things are definitely not going in the right direction. Nothing to do, but to start off the day with a rub shower cry.......

by kalevipoeg June 20, 2017

take a hot shower

a phrase used to tell someone they aren’t horny enough

“bro, take a hot shower”

by grandma sweater June 3, 2022

Czech Golden Shower

When a scorpion machine pistol runs out of ammo before the brass hits the ground.

Vlad gave Ivan a Czech golden shower on the firing range

by dontaskmynameyouahold November 17, 2022

Canadian Brown Shower

When you empty a whole bottle of maple syrup into your asshole, then continue to squat over and release it on your partner like they're an overdone pancake from ihop.

"The syrup came out slower than molasses when I was giving her a Canadian Brown shower last night."

by Hasasha May 13, 2023

three-point shower

A brief shower designed to clean the two armpits and the genital region--hence, a three point shower.

Given that he was late for his date, he opted for a three-point shower so that he'd at least smell nice and be presentable.

by JeremyNeo June 9, 2016