I wish I was like Cooper Short.
by pondum888 October 07, 2022
Fuck shorts are the comfortable, loose shorts you wear before, during or after fucking
Although ideal for fucking, these can be worn whenever for comfort and are perfect for the morning after a night of hot sex.
Although ideal for fucking, these can be worn whenever for comfort and are perfect for the morning after a night of hot sex.
"This morning I saw Imran wearing fuck shorts...I know what he was up to last night!"
1: "Rufus, your nuts are hanging out of your shorts"
2: "They're not just shorts, they're fuck shorts"
"Wait, isn't that guy a virgin? Why's he wearing fuck shorts?"
"They aren't just for fucking, Ben."
1: "Rufus, your nuts are hanging out of your shorts"
2: "They're not just shorts, they're fuck shorts"
"Wait, isn't that guy a virgin? Why's he wearing fuck shorts?"
"They aren't just for fucking, Ben."
by Ol' mate March 06, 2019
When someone is missing a marble or two, or one beer short of a six pack, basically and idiot who isn’t all there
by Dank farts August 22, 2019
by ZΣPH Ψ February 19, 2024
When a person projects energy that makes them seem smaller than they are. Or they're actually short.
by Thathandsomedevil12 July 14, 2022
short law is when if your under 5'4, you get to make fun of tall people. If your 5'5 and a short person calls you tall, then you are considered tall. Short people are aloud to abuse tall people as much as they can because to tall people, they don't appear as a threat.
by soybean101 October 16, 2020
by markus da mlf hunter October 10, 2007