September

Just don't simp and you will be fine

P1: Bro why are you simping? You know it's No simp September.
P2: Fuck man I forgot. I hope you and the boy's will let me back in?

by :L e September 01, 2020

September

No simp September when you can not fall in love with anyone aka have a crush on someone

I have failed no simp September I fell in love with ur mum

by Ivan090 November 07, 2021

september

NO SIMP SEPTEMBER

“can you hangout tonight?”

“nah man i’m seeing my girlfriend”

“but it’s no simp September! you can’t simp for this whole month!”

by kingrobert September 29, 2020

September

NO SIMP SEPTMBER AOUUU

Micheal: Bro i told a gurl i like her
Me: Bruh it is no simp september you little pickle, you cant do that

by Wiruses1 November 09, 2020

September

September is, factually, the best of the 12 months in a gregorian calendar.
The month of September is known to be the best and most radical month, because in the same span of 30 days, people try to make the best out of the last days of summer (The Area 51 raid is an example) and know new people or have fun again with their pals at school without worrying about grades.

This september is going to be epic.

by Stylianius1 May 22, 2020

September

Sexless septembet. The month where no man or woman is aloud to have sex alot like no nut November exept you can masterbate but you cant have sex of any kind

"Hey babe do youwant to have sex" "sorry baby we cant its sexless September"

by Dragonoverlord January 07, 2023

September

September. The month where people have to simp. It's not an option.

You like anime? Simp for an anime character.
You have a celebrity crush? Simp for them hard.
This month is not 'No Simp September,' but rather 'Start To Simp September.'

Yo; have you heard? Its Simp September now!

by AnimeFanWhoEatsAnimeFood October 30, 2020