anal sausage

a shit that's so big it looks like a piece of Sausage floating in the toilet bowl

dude eszy just dropped an anal sausage before the CS-GO tournament

by eszy June 22, 2016

Sausage Squirrel

a male who engages in sexual acts with another male (eating his nuts)

Dave= Im going around to Rhys' house today to suck his nuts

Steven= You sausage squirrel

by Jerry Fishburne June 20, 2016

squeezed sausage

When someone has their watch so tight to their skin that it looks like someone squeezing a sausage.

Look at that wrist watch, looks like a squeezed sausage if you ask me.

by Frozeninhell June 10, 2016

sausage boil

An all male jacuzzi session.

Hey boys, you want to come on over and have a good old fashioned Sausage Boil?

by Totally. June 9, 2016

sausage wallet

Australian slang for a vagina

I bet your mum has a nice sausage wallet pussy snatch vag

by malabu June 2, 2016

Sausage Fest

Party or gathering that the percentage of males present at party exceeds 90%. This statement is usually uttered by dudes at said party or gathering in total and absolute disappointment at the lack of females present. Also, as a side note there is no such thing as a party or gathering initiated by a male that has a female percentage of 60% or above.

"There is like 2 hot chicks here with "their f****** boyfriend's" and 2 lame chicks. Let's just go to a f****** strip club, f*** this Sausage fest!"

by Veloxcor21 May 16, 2016

sausage

A piece of meat eaten with breakfast or with ketchup and mustard and definitely NOT located beneath the male pants.

Mm sausages.

by ManMan36 May 13, 2016