Constrictor rings

Constrictor rings, are circumferential indentations in a long turd, created by taking pauses, tightening your sphincter, and then continuing with your business

After eating the whole brisket, I left constrictor rings in my big foot sized bowel movement.

by N. Chastain June 4, 2023

R&Ring

(verb) tasks (or nothing) that best align with your values and inner peace, bringing you joy.

The traditional R&R is rest and recuperation. R&Ring can be any combination of R words that are synonyms for rest. Such as relaxing, rejuvenating, replenishing, relaxing, or recuperating.

I did some R&Ring after finishing my Graduate Degree. This consisted of creating a recipe book and reconnecting with what my body needs through working out.

After this long week of work, I will be R&Ring from Friday at 5pm-Monday morning!

by Roli3Poli3Oli3 June 6, 2023

Ring peice

A fat juice but

U have a nice interesting ring peice

by Titty sniffer June 12, 2023

Russian nose ring

Cumming in someones mouth the same time you make them laugh so cum shoots out their nose

Becky was pleasing me and i told a joke as i came and she got a Russian nose ring

by GeneralAirlo June 19, 2023

Hodie Ring

Also spelled "hoatie ring," this is Wisconsin/Minnesota slang for a ring of men or boys who surround a victim and push or strike at him from all sides, either as a form of harassment all on its own or to keep the victim in place and in an isolated fistfight with one of their own who is also in the ring but not subject to the same pushing, tripping, preventing escape, etc. (No wonder this term comes from the same place that D&D and MST3K came from.)

Mick, Tony, Dave, Big Ed, and like five other guys all surrounded Poindexter in a hodie ring and kept him there until his glasses, his nose, and his spirit were all broken.

by Cmdre Vick Twenty June 27, 2023

West Point Ring

Wrapping your penis around your ring finger as if it was a ring to emulate a large grad ring. The better it bulges and has throbbing vessels is more than welcome as to bring great credit to the institution of the United States Military Academy. Most 'Ring knockers' are proud of their ring and the symbolism behind it. And you too can be proud when showing off your very own 'West Point Ring'. And if you have enough room on your dog, you can even write United States Military Academy West Point on it, for more flair add an onyx in the center.

The young Captain was more than eager to see the West Point Ring that I told him that we found in the men's locker room. When he got closer and saw that it was actually a handful of my meat whistle curled 'round my finger, he was more than impressed. Damn, Pat that is a hell of a ring ! Is there a year on it?

by Karl Hungus March 6, 2023

ring bing dingaling

a word refering to whatever someone thinks its refering to
an onomatopiea that sounds like a really weird bell

guy 1: do you like ring bing dingaling
guy 2: yes

guy 3: ring bing dingaling you got the answer correct guy 4
guy 4: the fuck is that even supposed to sound like

by epic cool dude March 18, 2023