Put the turkey in the smoker

A sexual euphemism referring to the act of female sodmising a male with a strap on.

He was so drunk he didn't even know I had 'put the turkey in the smoker' until it was too late

by Cricket in SG May 20, 2017

put on airs

when you're eating someone out and you cough in their pussy

"dude i was with that girl when i was sick and i accidentally made her put on airs

by i h8 ur mom April 19, 2024

putting things in the attic

face banging your wife in the short windows that your baby is not being a jerk

Robert and I are just putting things in the attic while Ollie naps

by Salty McDolphil August 18, 2016

put that in your favorite font

A phrase used to encourage someone to stop responding, either because they are annoying, or woefully wrong.

John: (bragging) I just got admitted to Cornell
Bill: I was admitted too, with full scholarship. Put that in your favorite font.

by ibfrench August 26, 2009

put to

To contribute towards the cost of something, generally in equal amounts, in order to share the purchased item.

It is hard to pin to a region as there is so little written about the word as it exists almost exclusively in colloquial speech, primarily in regional Manchester, England.

Alright lad, we’re renting a storage space and I thought you could benefit from it. If you put to, it’ll be cheaper for all of us.

by Install a Friend January 1, 2021

put your prom dress on

Telling someone who usually takes forever to go get ready.

Slow snail diva princess bitch hurry up forever

Hey Buffy, go put your prom dress on. We need to leave in like, three hours.

by Roofus5% June 27, 2016

put house

to offer up your house for a party or social gathering

Friend 1: Are you going to put house this weekend for Halloween?
Friend 2: Nah my parents don’t let me throw parties at our house.

by sugar momma pj March 6, 2024