rank piss

Dark urine that smells horrible.

Goddamn. Who took the rank piss in the commode and didn’t flush it.

by Tool man December 28, 2017

Piss baby

Katie

Hey! Piss baby, stop getting angry!

by Pplsck February 24, 2020

piss headache

When the have a headache but pee then it leave like bruh

I pee and my headache left

Dude you hadve a piss headache

by Iamlonleucuzimsadandiamhated February 29, 2020

piss quiver

Occurring after a long and satisfying piss, the body quivers uncontrollably for a brief moment.

I had to piss so bad that when I was done I got the piss quivers.

by Tyr3ll41 March 2, 2020

warm piss

A bad/cheap alcoholic beverage, generally with a low alcohol content

Did you try that disgusting microbrew i told you about?
Yeah man, it’s warm piss. Whoever made it must’ve just left some wheat grain in dishwater for a week.

by Atreides, Leto March 11, 2020

Phantom Piss

Not to be confused with the phantom pisser. Phantom piss is when you take a piss and you have that feeling like there’s droplets on the absolute edge but nothing happens and it’s just and uncomfortable feeling.

Some guy: So I got done working on that project and I went over and took a piss but I got this feeling like I didn’t get all of it, it was on edge but never came out like phantom piss

by The ‘High’ Cleric March 17, 2020

Sex Piss

Replacement for Jizzum, Spunk, Cum or Ejaculate.

Often used be people who are attempting to speak about sex but find the whole topic quite crude. Commonly used amongst grandmothers and 40 year virgins

'Jon's sex piss went all over Pepe's jacket.'
'Jon sex pisses every time he rides Gloria.'
'Mushrooms and Bananas make Jon sex piss in his pants'

by kirkman1908 November 25, 2020