Sex Piss

Replacement for Jizzum, Spunk, Cum or Ejaculate.

Often used be people who are attempting to speak about sex but find the whole topic quite crude. Commonly used amongst grandmothers and 40 year virgins

'Jon's sex piss went all over Pepe's jacket.'
'Jon sex pisses every time he rides Gloria.'
'Mushrooms and Bananas make Jon sex piss in his pants'

by kirkman1908 November 25, 2020

Piss oak

An oak tree that smells like piss when split. Usually found near swamps.

“When I die I want my ashes spread under a piss oak” —Shawn Johnson

by Husky haven November 28, 2020

Piss Gutter

Noun. A middle part in the hair, often meant to channel piss during a golden shower.

Damn I really like that chick but look at that piss gutter.

by Zyzzles November 29, 2020

Piss baby

Katie

Hey! Piss baby, stop getting angry!

by Pplsck February 24, 2020

piss headache

When the have a headache but pee then it leave like bruh

I pee and my headache left

Dude you hadve a piss headache

by Iamlonleucuzimsadandiamhated February 29, 2020

piss quiver

Occurring after a long and satisfying piss, the body quivers uncontrollably for a brief moment.

I had to piss so bad that when I was done I got the piss quivers.

by Tyr3ll41 March 2, 2020

warm piss

A bad/cheap alcoholic beverage, generally with a low alcohol content

Did you try that disgusting microbrew i told you about?
Yeah man, it’s warm piss. Whoever made it must’ve just left some wheat grain in dishwater for a week.

by Atreides, Leto March 11, 2020