Boomer Break

Taking a shit and masturbating at the same time.

John: Hey man, what took you so long?
Me: I was having a Boomer break
John: Oh......

by Bartholomew Jackmeister September 9, 2019

break out the 2x4

Get after it drinking with the boys

Ready to break out the 2x4 tonight?

by Stevendrinking April 26, 2019

Snoke Break

A sudden or unexpected break in work, attendance, or public appearances due to a crippling blow to one's social or professional standing due or the arrogance or carelessness or tactical misstep of the individual who is now missing or absent and unlikely to return. In other words, your ass got cut in half/defeated/chopped down to size in a stupid way and it's pretty much all your own fault and yer outta here.

All the "Me Toos" put Bill OReilly's ass on a Snoke Break. Fox says he's "taking time off" but it's a Snoke Break.

by WhatDoYouMeanYouPeople? June 11, 2018

Breaks stuff

Phill swift always breaks stuff and repairs it with the power of "FLEX TAPE!" (wow :0)

Phil swift always breaks stuff the things are no match for flex tape or he will just slap flex tape on your mouth you have no right to say bad abt flex tape

by Msdicksucker August 13, 2023

break that vase

to fuck a women with an vase like body structure.

"Man I met this bitch last night, and i just had to break that vase"

by Yuung Draco February 28, 2017

Neck breaking seats

The front seats of a movie theater where extended neck muscle straining leaves you sore and wishing for a trip to a chiropractor.

All the good seats are sold out; I guess we'll have to buy the neck breaking seats

by GlueBank January 8, 2020

breaking bad birthday

Getting a handjob. Just like walt did on his birthday

What did you and the wifey do last night?

She gave me a breaking bad birthday

by Nubs2024 January 23, 2024