by the grand willy 69 November 19, 2014
Get the slutty surprisemug. The act of ejaculating into your hand after direct intercourse from behind, and smearing it into your partners face without warning. A customary shout of "SURPRISE" should follow
Chris 1: "Man, my girlfriend is really pissing me off"
Chris 2: "You should tell her off!"
Chris 1: "I'll just give her a Surprise Bag"
Chris 3: "SURPRISE!!"
Chris 2: "You should tell her off!"
Chris 1: "I'll just give her a Surprise Bag"
Chris 3: "SURPRISE!!"
by Mr.Watch and Game June 17, 2011
Get the Surprise Bagmug. The act of a tree industry worker defecating in back of the wood chip truck into the wood chips. Resulting in a poo being left for the unfortunate landscaper who will be spreading the wood chip in a garden.
Hey Jacko, I'm stinging for a shit and we are too far from the nearest toilet. Im just going to leave a landscapers surprise in the truck.
by Treetarded February 21, 2025
Get the Landscapers surprisemug. by TheWordlyMan January 21, 2023
Get the Short Boy Surprisemug. by anonymous September 13, 2021
Get the surprisemug. by gmoneyslaps April 22, 2023
Get the Belgium surprisemug. Alfredo Surprise: A culinary creation where a dollop of creamy Alfredo sauce is placed in the center of a pizza, beneath the layer of cheese, creating a hidden, rich, and flavorful surprise that is revealed once the pizza is sliced and served
After taking a bite of the pizza, I was pleasantly surprised by the creamy, hidden Alfredo sauce in the center—definitely an unexpected Alfredo surprise
by Two-tone Tony March 13, 2025
Get the Alfredo surprisemug.