"Hey kids, be good for your grandma, we're going on an ice cream date."
"I had a lot of fun on our 'ice cream' date last night. Your chocolate mixed nicely with my strawberry."
"I had a lot of fun on our 'ice cream' date last night. Your chocolate mixed nicely with my strawberry."
by TheFilthyGypsy September 26, 2019
Get the Ice Cream Datemug. You see, what Catholic high schools like to do with their rallies and masses is have this plastic icing on the cake. Me personally, would rather just have the cake without any bloody icing, so that we got some more time to play some Mario Kart 64.
by El_Scorcho September 12, 2003
Get the plastic icing on the cakemug. Just when a guy is about to come, he runs up to his refrigerator, slams his cock in the door, and comes inside.
by faroreforelorn February 10, 2008
Get the ice box surprisemug. The fine art of shoving and ice cube up one's lovers ass, waiting for the ice to melt, then sucking to water out.
It is called the polar ice cap because the ice melts and trickles down steam much like the polar ice caps.
It is called the polar ice cap because the ice melts and trickles down steam much like the polar ice caps.
Karen wanted a polar ice cap for her birthday because the cooling sensation of the ice dulled the pain of her hemorrhoids.
by matt tacha June 1, 2009
Get the Polar Ice Capmug. When you fart for the first time in a new relationship.
It can take days, weeks, months, as long as you wait to fart or shit in the presence of your significant other.
It can take days, weeks, months, as long as you wait to fart or shit in the presence of your significant other.
Breaking The Brown Ice
I just couldn't hold it anymore.. I had practiced as a child to make them silent.. I though I could do it for this one. It was nearing the end of Mr. Bean and it made this romping sound. She looked at me and giggled. That was the day I broke the Brown Ice.
I just couldn't hold it anymore.. I had practiced as a child to make them silent.. I though I could do it for this one. It was nearing the end of Mr. Bean and it made this romping sound. She looked at me and giggled. That was the day I broke the Brown Ice.
by Sl!m Jim the grim October 3, 2010
Get the Breaking The Brown Icemug. A person who is inconsiderate when eating ice cream and decides to just pick out the good parts instead of eating it how it was intended.
Goddamn, she decided to be an ice cream poacher and eat all the Oreo bits out and leave the rest... Now it's ruined.
by jpm1983 October 6, 2010
Get the Ice Cream Poachermug.