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date thief

A woman who has absolutely no intention of liking a guy, goes out with him just to enjoy the free food, cinema, a drive home or, or whatever else he is paying for.
Girl 1: "I had such a great time with Tommy, we went for lunch, watched a movie at the cinema and gave me a ride home!"

Girl 2: "Do you think he's hot? Did he try to kiss you afterwards?"

Girl 1: "He did give me a bunch of roses and a box of chocolates, which is nice... but there's no way in hell I'd let him near me, the guy's fugly!"

Girl 3: "Then why the fuck did you go on a date with him??"

Girl 1: "I wasn't bothered to take the bus and I spent too much money on that new designer bag... the guy was asking me out for weeks, so why not enjoy some free food and a ride home?"

Girl 2: "you're such a date thief and a bitch... wow"
by CPU_man50 June 20, 2016
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Dating

Finding a partner or likewise then proceeding to penetrate whom or whatever that should be. Only date people very close to you, like family members and such. Even animals count.
Boy, do I love me some dating
by Dane_Boi September 19, 2018
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Date your best friend day

Date your best friend do the day and they have to say yes on 27th May
You:wanna date for the day bestie
Bestie:Ofc it’s national date your best friend day
by Rattsjbs May 26, 2022
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Double Date

The act of a male gently resting his testicles in between a woman's breasts.
"Hey Jon! What've you been up to?"
"I've been doing double dates with Abby"
by toeman30 January 20, 2021
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Date-poaching

The act of interfering with a romantic relationship between two people by trying to initiate a date or romantic interest with one of the individuals as they are on a date with each other.
"I couldn't believe the audacity of the guy at the next table; his attempt at date-poaching was so blatant, asking for my friend's number while her date was in the restroom."

"My last relationship ended after a particularly bold instance of date-poaching; someone approached my ex at a concert we were at together, and apparently, it worked."
by Fcking_Chuck July 27, 2025
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Oak Dated

The kitchen cabinetry typically found in a home built in the 1990's.
Buyer: I would like to see the home on Beck Street. What can you tell me about it.

Agent: The bathrooms have been upgraded and it has new carpet. The kitchen, however, is "oak dated".
by skiutah January 6, 2011
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