the dumbest person on the planet. he likes hippos and horses, and listenig to country music. he can be nice and bad at football. he is mostly tormented by his "friends".
by gooberstufferinthemeathole November 10, 2013

A white bitch that gets beat by his father and drink beer and smokes cigs and has a mole on his ass and likes girls like jaylen and wears ankle socks because it reminds him of the ankle monitors he put on black people
by MasoodKyle June 21, 2019

A post goth stage millennial purely feuld off of monster energy drinks note: when threatened punches holes in drywall
by It gets whiter July 6, 2019

by 69pussyslayer420 November 7, 2019

Kyle's are the kind of person who is a copy and paste machine that will eat your family.
Kyle's pour milk first.
Kyle's have wet socks.
Kyle's pour milk first.
Kyle's have wet socks.
That guy is such Kyle.
by PaigeisGod March 29, 2022

Best geometry dash player out there. Also a Fortnite try hard. Modern family fein. Also an amazing friend that helps you out whenever you need
by Jack Hern May 23, 2024
