Morning Traffic Jam

When you get up in the morning and go to take a shit, but your boner keeps you from putting it in the toilet to not get pee everywhere.

"My day was off to a horrible star when I had a Morning Traffic Jam."

by ShadowKiller147 December 31, 2018

Pearl Jamming

Not unlike an Eiffel Tower, to slap high fives during a five on one gangbang, emulating the cover of Pearl Jam’s debut album Ten.

She was fucking five of us at the same time so we all slapped hands at once. We were totally Pearl Jamming her.

by Hurley Indiana January 9, 2021

slack jam

what happens when you try to take off your pants without first removing your shoes

The deceased was found to have succumbed to slack jam while trying to dress for his friends wedding.

by peggi May 22, 2011

Tusky Valley Traffic Jam

The experience of having poop in the intestines inhibit anal penetration with a penis or a sex toy.

That girl I met last night let me try anal but I ran into a Tusky Valley Traffic Jam so I couldn't get it in all the way.

by 011000110 July 18, 2022

Jamming Boots

DMV slang used by JG wardy which means “High off pills”

Jg wardy: She say im jamming boots

by Saan! December 9, 2023

Jim Jam

A name of a certain individual who is most of the time a speccy cunt

Some things that can cause you to become a Jim Jam are
-Being called Jamie
-Thinks he/she is the most important person in the world
-Has a mother that wears wigs...

Jim Jam was watching hentai again what a speccy cunt

by Harry+William August 27, 2021

dirt jams

a song that is rap or hip hop.

Shane, "I be playin me a dirt jams"
Chris Meier, "Is dis Tupac?"

by Richardo Cars May 23, 2006