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Jack Mission

Masturbating for hours on end while high and/or getting on meth, generally only cumming once at the end.

Hiding from the world, not answering phone calls, watching endless porn sometimes on fast forward, very brief feelings of filth and disgust immediately upon completion.

These are all tell-tale characteristics of a Jack Mission. Pornographic material of some kind is almost always present.

Sometimes abbreviated phonetically as... Jack Mish
"Sorry for lagging, got some new porno movies... been on a Jack Mission."
by GurpNode April 20, 2010
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Jack Martin

The retarded kid who always does the most stupid things and never learns his lesson. He will jump out of a window and break his leg and say “wow, that was fun”. He is the guy who runs out on a football field naked, he will talk back at a teacher with no remorse, and he will always be this way even when he is in his 40’s he will still be the most immature man you know.
Don’t be such a jack Martin, your gonna get yourself killed.
by Doritokale November 8, 2017
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Wife Jacking

This is when your best friend and your wife run off together, or vise versa. Times have changed though and this is no longer a "vigilante" issue. Suck it up folks, adults can date who they want, married or otherwise. This is also known as spouse jacking or hustband jacking; variations include Spouse Burglary, Wife Burglary and Husband Burglary. It's a specific form of cheating or having an affair.
I heard Jen and Cray are splitting up.
Yeah, turns out Jay was Wife Jacking for months!
by Dimmesdale August 29, 2013
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jack-hammered

To be intoxicated to a level where all abilities to make rational decisions become impossible.
Matt was so jack-hammered, he did not realize the girl he slept with was 300 pounds.
by High Profile December 17, 2006
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Jack Wild

Jack Wild (30 September, 1952 – 2 March, 2006) was a British actor, born in Royton, Lancashire, England, who achieved fame for his roles in both stage and screen productions of the Lionel Bart musical Oliver!. For the latter performance (playing the Artful Dodger), he received an Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor at the age of 16, but the Oscar went to Jack Albertson for his performance in The Subject was Roses.
It was at the premiere of the 1968 film version of Oliver! that he met brothers Sid and Marty Krofft, who thought Wild would make a good lead for a show they were developing called H.R. Pufnstuf. Wild starred in this American family TV series that launched in 1969, and also in the spin-off movie. He also embarked on a recording career, cutting one album for Capitol Records and two for Buddah Records in the early 1970s.
Excessive drinking at an early age derailed Wild's career. Sobering up in 1988, he returned to the big screen in a few minor roles, such as in the 1991 Kevin Costner film Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. He was also reported to be developing a TV situation comedy with Suzi Quatro around the same time, but those plans never materialised in an actual series. For the most part, though, Wild spent the remainder of his career working in theatre.
Wild died in Tebworth, age 53, after a long battle with oral cancer. Diagnosed with the disease in 2000, he underwent surgery in July 2004 and had part of his tongue and both vocal cords removed. Because of this surgery, he had lost his speech1 and had to communicate through his wife.
RIP Jack Wild (30 September, 1952 – 2 March, 2006)
by P. redeckis June 11, 2006
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Jacking Off

My nightly routine involves jacking off, as does my morning routine, and my midday routine.
by Derpherpderpistan February 10, 2013
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jack sparrow

the neatest,sexiest,funniest guy on earth
by eva guold October 5, 2003
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