LEATHER HAMMER

A cock of extreme girth and excessive veins

Hey Patrick, did you hear about Jimmy's date last night?

Yea man, I heard he gave her the ole leather hammer!

by HeavyRail27 September 19, 2019

Lammer Hammer

Laminis!'s (The 4400 peak Ana main Flex Support Overwatch GOD himself) magnum dong. (est. 34 inches).

The egirl stood in awe under the power of the Lammer Hammer

by krvenzz October 7, 2019

Packing hammers

Packing hammers is when you pack chew right in the bottom lip till ya can't fit no more

Holy fuck bois let's pack some fucking hammers tonight fucking full sends only! See Jimmy he's just packing hammers

by Jaytime October 11, 2019

Packing hammers

Packing hammers is when you pack chew right in the bottom lip till ya can't fit no more

Holy fuck bois let's pack some fucking hammers tonight fucking full sends only! See Jimmy he's just packing hammers

by Jaytime October 11, 2019

Packing hammers

Packing hammers is when you pack chew right in the bottom lip till ya can't fit no more

Holy fuck bois let's pack some fucking hammers tonight fucking full sends only! See Jimmy he's just packing hammers

by Jaytime October 11, 2019

Thor Hammer

The very definition of truancy. He never shows up to class, but somehow manages to stay at school

My truancy is bad, but not as bad as Thor Hammers absence percentage.

by Nicher January 30, 2020

Floppy-Hammer

When you beat your meat so many times in one day that you can no longer get hard

When a woman is so ugly you cant get an erection during sex

Jeff: "Hey, how did your date go last night?"
Me: "It went terrible, we went back to my place but I had a floppy-hammer."
Jeff: " that's tough"

by jakah February 26, 2020