Useless fuck

Someone that is good for nothing who cant do anything right

Jim is nothing but a useless fuck.

by Daveyharry July 19, 2018

fuck wizard

A magic wizard of black magic fuckery. Typically the term is used to denote a woman with specialized characteristics which include: dingleberryologist, digestor of hot pockets, cum whispering, and connoisseur of blumpkins. The term can both be derogatory and one of endearment.

Hey fuck wizard, pass me the television remote.

by Dr. Dingleberryologist November 20, 2018

Data Fucking

You have to start with a boss who has no clue what he or she is asking for when giving you an assignment. Once this occurs, the fucking comes from responding with as much superfluous information as humanly possible. This can come in verbal, written, table, or chart form. It is best when all four are used at the same time. The pinnacle of satisfaction is when your boss, with a confused look, tells you it is exactly what he or she is looking for.

Today my boss asked me for some more useless information, so I am going to give her a data fucking that she will never forget...

by anti-executive November 11, 2009

Zoot Fuck

A student of high school or middle school who do any of the following: runs to class; make weird noises; tucks in their shirt; or participates in theater or the fair.

Wow Vince! Look at the Zoot Fucks run to class!

Chase made weird noises today... He may be a zoot fuck.

by Noodle Noah October 30, 2020

fuck hornet

A gigantic fucking bee. It doesn't even have to be a hornet. Just a giant insect that can sting

Jesus Christ! Outside, I saw the biggest fuck hornet of them all!

by A random fucking turnip October 18, 2017

Fuck Stain

Something which a lot of people in this world should have been.

Mate, those people over there are total fuck stains

by Lala and Po 2 May 13, 2022

deposit fucked

The "ole deposit scam." The art of taking ones rental deposit monies for personal gain. A tactic used by landlords to keep deposit money, by making bogus claims. Common claims are not having the place "professionally cleaned" and reporting missing items (that were probably not in the place to start with)

i just got deposit fucked by my landlord for not cleaning the top of the light shade.

by messyp April 1, 2009