It's a guy who is always skipping class, he doesn't study a shit and somehow he still passes (sometimes), he is also always getting into trouble and being "amonestado" (punished) by the "jefa de estudios" (director of studies), usually when that happens, she says "se te ha acabado el choyo" as a way of saying that the Patrón is gonna be punished. The Patrón is also doing crazy cool stuff such as burning a lake, beating up a yonqui, or even shouting silly shit such ass "soyyy aññañin" in the middle of the class. However, he also has some smart sentences such as "los chivatos pal río" or " "te wa mochar compadre".
It's easy to recognize him, he always wears a chandal, and if by any chance he has gone to class, you will find him at the back of the class makinando about the teacher's jeans. He also doesn't know a shit about English, so if he finds out this definition about him, it won't matter as he won't understand. Pigeon.
This definition also refers to the boss of an illegal drug-selling company, but the real patrón is El Patrón.
It's easy to recognize him, he always wears a chandal, and if by any chance he has gone to class, you will find him at the back of the class makinando about the teacher's jeans. He also doesn't know a shit about English, so if he finds out this definition about him, it won't matter as he won't understand. Pigeon.
This definition also refers to the boss of an illegal drug-selling company, but the real patrón is El Patrón.
by tumadretieneunapolla January 17, 2024
Get the El Patrónmug. El Junaido is a magical man, when he’s around, everything comes together. He makes you smile when sad, even when he is in a dark place himself. And if you lose contact for some time, when you reunite it’s as if you were never apart. A friendship with El Junaido is a friendship for life, he will always have your back.
Not only is he a good ol’ buddy. But he is a secret prostitute for charity, the money he raises from giving lap dances to orphaned children, will then go to other orphaned children! Scarring them for life but also setting them up for a great future! Everything he does is ‘for the children’
What a guy
Not only is he a good ol’ buddy. But he is a secret prostitute for charity, the money he raises from giving lap dances to orphaned children, will then go to other orphaned children! Scarring them for life but also setting them up for a great future! Everything he does is ‘for the children’
What a guy
‘Damn look at El Junaido, the kids love his dance moves’
‘Wow, what would we do with El Junaido, he really does restore my faith in humanity’
‘Am well depressed wanna off myself enit , I’ll call El Junaido he will prevent the killing of self!’
‘Wow, what would we do with El Junaido, he really does restore my faith in humanity’
‘Am well depressed wanna off myself enit , I’ll call El Junaido he will prevent the killing of self!’
by Gayboi001 October 17, 2022
Get the El Junaidomug. by InSinneridious January 16, 2021
Get the El Chezidentemug. by iheartradioeatscummage December 9, 2020
Get the el fartegmug. 3 minutes of earrape by a trash DJ called Carnage. Basically, there is a generic buildup, then suddenly Carnage screams "EL DIABLOOO!!!!!!!" and the track descends into lasers and ear rape designed to wreck hearing systems and subwoofers.
by A dying goat February 8, 2019
Get the El diablomug. A sex position, basically like doggy style but with the giving part hanging freely, holding on to a bar or branch.
Not the most rewarding but rather a fun physically challenging erotic experience.
Not the most rewarding but rather a fun physically challenging erotic experience.
by Frauenmissversteher98 July 8, 2018
Get the El Golziomug. 
Get the EL Packete De EMinems LLegomug.