Don't Put Mud on My Crystal

Saying: similar meaning to "don't rain on my parade"

My brother told me that Santa is not real. "Don't put mud on my crystal!" I said.

by CuriousGeorgette7000 September 12, 2019

Don't twist my flippity flaps

When dick bags try to manipulate your words to make them come off differently.

Phandrew: "I can't hangout with the boys tomorrow, I'm going on a date with Jessica"
Philip: "You're saying you are going on a date because you don't want to hangout with us??"
Phandrew: "Don't twist my flippity flaps Philip!"

by SpaceyHawk220 January 7, 2018

Why don't we music break

The boy band why don't we is on a break to make music. The Fandom doesn't like that because they don't have any content from the guys. Some say they might pull a 1d. But we don't know for sure. I wanna say something to my fellow limelights.... #staystrong

YOU can do this #staystronglimelights

Made by floren

@sourcywater on Twitter

@wdwnewsz on insta

Why isn't why don't we online

It's the why don't we music break Steve, you wouldn't know..... Sighh

by Sourcywater April 7, 2020

Don't make yourself the crazy goat!

Don't make your self the crazy goat!
It means don't try to look like you don't know something or you are trying to avoid any responsability

Man 1: Hey you! Gimme my money
Man 2: Are you talking to make? (Starts looking around and suspicious)
Man 1: Don't make yourself the crazy goat!

by Ismall December 26, 2022

don't cum over spilled milk

During intercourse the vajayjay wielding party must buttchug 1 pint of whole milk. Following this, the penis wielding party must "milk the cow" , via sucking the milk out of the anal cavity.

Penis Wielder : *drops milk* "OH NO MY MILK!"
Vayjayjay Wielder : *grabs Penile vigorously* "Don't cum over spilled milk"

*intercourse advents*

by cumsquad January 8, 2023

you don't wanna fuck with me

Don't fool around motherfucker

You don't wanna fuck with me is a slang word from Tupac music "My ambition is a ridah"

by Lpoiuytrewq August 22, 2022

i don't consent to being sentenced.

a very simple, yet MASSIVELY effective phrase that if said in court, will pardon you of any crime, whether it be rape, murder, or driving a car into a christmas parade!.

*this sentence was used in the darrell brooks sentencing trial that happened earlier today on 2022-11-16 and the live chat went crazy with the "lols" and the "lmao's". i thought it was pretty funny when he said that lol.

judge:for the crimes you have commited, such as rape, murder, trespassing, castration of the elderly i sentence you to 1000 yea-

defendant: i don't consent to being sentenced.
judge: oh, i guess you're free to go...the jury would like to thank the thing and people for their blah blah blah blah.

by penis of johnson. November 16, 2022