by El Steve-O June 09, 2006
When a female is not using good sense or not using their normal reasoning skills. Cocks on the brain.
by Millie dee February 15, 2017
When the girl you are having sex with is doing the work on top and once your D*** falls out of her P**** (while you still have a boner) she sits on it and it bends backwards in an uncomfortable position.
by Happy A tha Clown October 20, 2009
A cock race happens when one semi truck tries to take over another on a two lane highway, and inadvertently holds up traffic due to both drivers wanting to be in the front, and both drivers driving at basically the same speed. A cock race can take anywhere from 30 seconds to 10 minutes, and if ever experienced, can be one of the more frustrating things about a long drive.
Friend 1: "Hurry the f*ck up man, I gotta shit my asshole out!"
Friend 2: "I can't because these motherf*cking truckers are cock racing! The ret*rds are going the same speed!"
Friend 1: "Get in their blind spot bro!"
Friend 2: "I can't because these motherf*cking truckers are cock racing! The ret*rds are going the same speed!"
Friend 1: "Get in their blind spot bro!"
by kkbb May 12, 2020
Imma cock-a-puss tonight braaaaaaahhh. The ho is back in town.
She was grinding on my leg his morning so I did a little cock-a-puss.
She was grinding on my leg his morning so I did a little cock-a-puss.
by Eaton Holgoode May 11, 2018
Sports Cock, compact and tidy when u dont need him,but when u do need him its a sleek love making machine.
by ZenoBoi March 06, 2016
If you ever go out on the town and need a hook up take my best friend. She is the best cock tosser and can find you the hottest person in the room to go home with you.
by Weekend Cowgirl May 31, 2015