Canadian nose job

1) When your nose gets broken while playing hockey.

2) Euphemism for rough sexual encounter with a Canadian

1, 2) I should have given him 2 minutes in the penalty box for the Canadian nose job he gave me.

by Oxford Hood December 17, 2018

The Canadian Rowboat

One partner will climb on top of the other reverse cowgirl/boy. They will both make a rowing motion while repeating “Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!” The first partner to climax will yell “I Canucked”, then collapse on the other, hold them tightly and say “I’m sooorry”.

I hooked up with this dude last night, we did The Canadian Rowboat and fell sleep, I've never felt so close to someone.

by Quarantine Improv December 3, 2021

I am Canadian

I come from Canada I am real and I am sexy as hell also love to drink Molson Canadian beer

Hey girl u like to party
Hell ya I am Canadian

by SlamJammer June 11, 2018

Canadian Shore Lunch

When a guy lays in a river edge while his buddy shits in his open mouth all the while hold a beaver pelt and being extremely polite.

Donut? Nah I’m stuffed from that Canadian Shore Lunch…thanks Jeff!

by Joey Delu April 26, 2022

Canadian Wedgie

To pull a hood over someone's head, causing them to topple forward

"My friend is obsessed with giving people Canadian wedgies and it's so hilarious, but not when it's happening to me."

by opinionatedash February 17, 2024

Canadian fart whistle

A Canadian fart whistle is where two naked people are outside in the snow and the male poops on the girls face and proceeds to cover her face with snow.

Yesterday we did a Canadian fart whistle.

by G vs shot Hannibal November 30, 2025

Canadian standoff

When two people are trying to go through the same door at the same time

A Canadian standoff is two people going through the same door like,

*Canadian accent* "Please after you." "Oh no, no after you."

"But you've got groceries."
"I know, but it's mostly junk food so please you go."

by Dr. Knockers and bear January 26, 2017