Alabama squid

Alabama squid is when during sex you put black powder up your ass and fart on the other person's face

Guy 1: "Yo I heard Duncan's girl broke up with him last week"

Guy 2: "oh yeah she caught him hitting a bitch with the Alabama squid

by Bigddunkan January 26, 2023

Alabama

The U.S state with one family tree

Alabama National Anthem: Freebird or Sweet Home Alabama

Demographics:

75% Rednecks
25% Black

Alabama simulator 2024

by IhateSouthTexas January 15, 2024

Alabama Hotpocket

When you insert a pepperoni stick into the anal cavity while accompanied by a mozzerella cheese stick in the vagina while the female is in her period and then wait 40 minutes or until melted.

I lived off of Alabama Hotpockets in college.

by Wombatwoman October 19, 2019

alabama cliff hanger

A male hangs on an object, and the femal is under the male, while the male is taking a shat, to which the girl then bites off the feces halfway through his shat

I just scored last night! I got to do the Alabama cliff hanger with this $2 hooker!

by The chainwaxers January 12, 2018

Jacksonville, Alabama

A small town in Calhoun County, Alabama. The town is mostly made up of Jacksonville State University, which is mostly unremarkable except for it's internationally known marching band, The Marching Southerners.

Guy 1: Have you heard of Jacksonville, Alabama?
Guy 2: Isn't that the town with the college with the really great marching band?
Guy 1: Whoop Troy.

by TheRealSTL June 24, 2014

Alabama Crab Bucket

When, in an effort to remove genital lice, one or both parties shave their pubes into a sink, bucket, or other vessel, then light the contents on fire and use bodily fluids to put out the fire.

Bro, she wouldn't get with me last night until I performed an Alabama Crab Bucket. She wanted to see for herself to make sure everything was cool down there.

by Curtis Claymore May 20, 2025

Alabama triscuit

When two cousins preform oral and their dog licks the males buttocks to a point of climax.

“Man that’s an Alabama triscuit!”
“That Alabama triscuit was amazing last night babe.”

by A case of g and a November 14, 2019