Keyboard enthusiast: "Theses are l+f switches"
friend: "Just say lubed and filmed you money deprived wierdo"
friend: "Just say lubed and filmed you money deprived wierdo"
by bleeding_wallet December 12, 2021

by Uwububby December 31, 2023

by Svifias March 12, 2019

by cjjninoh August 20, 2021

Whilst on a project, both partners are entirely naked apart from a beret.
The man will do a handstand in front of the woman. She will then wrap her arms around him and pick him up to perform analingus. She will then reach around and stroke him simultaneously, similar to playing a flute.
All sexual fluids will be caught on a croissant pre-loaded with ham and cheese. The fluids will then be evenly spread using a French passport.
The man will do a handstand in front of the woman. She will then wrap her arms around him and pick him up to perform analingus. She will then reach around and stroke him simultaneously, similar to playing a flute.
All sexual fluids will be caught on a croissant pre-loaded with ham and cheese. The fluids will then be evenly spread using a French passport.
by Nightferret July 17, 2024

The person using the phrase F-mud more likely than not is a pragmatist and understands that their social science degree is worth almost absolutely nothing unless it's followed by a master's degree in something like law.
by Sexydimma December 12, 2022
