mark is a dirty pedophile who loves to message little boys non-stop and isn't allowed within 500 meters of a primary school or children's playground of any description. Marks sickness is so bad and vile that not a picosecond goes by without mark thinking about little boys. If you know a mark there is a 100% chance he is a dirty irredeemable nonce, it’s probably best to put him down like a sick horse before another little boy falls victim to this monster.
person one: “oh my god mark is within 500 meters of a primary school”
person two: “call his PO before he takes one”
person two: “call his PO before he takes one”
by Irn bru supremacy May 04, 2022
Mark's Gospel stresses the deeds, strength, and determination of Jesus in overcoming evil forces and defying the power of imperial Rome.
by Happy Christian April 12, 2023
"No it's fine don't worry, what's up are you alright?" three seconds later, "YOU FUCKING BASTARD!"
don't be like Mark.
don't be like Mark.
by tytheart1st January 30, 2023
A feeling that makes one act like Markiplier for an unknown reason. Usually found in unexpected cases and is very rare amongst the public.
by Jimmy Fitzgerald the X August 11, 2022
Mark's send a lot of erroneous messages to various group threads, especially when they're drunk. They like to declare that they're quitting a key part of their life (drinking, partying, running) before relapsing within hours. I suppose they're worth knowing.
by Harlequin_42 March 19, 2022