Guys named Lucas are unfathomably active in the sexual world. A natural leader, in-bed and out. You pull women towards you with your massive cock, and dispose of them the next morning with a mysterious white liquid splattered across their face. Your superior mind combined with your Big dick energy allows you to take on any career path, whether it be a world renowned pornstar, or the person who cures cancer.
"Wow, have you seen the immense bulge in Lucas's pants?"
"Yeah, I heard he took on 4 girls at once last night!"
"Yeah, I heard he took on 4 girls at once last night!"
by BaguettoTheBigSmart December 2, 2021
Get the Lucas mug.A really dumb kind of Homo-Sapien that came from an asteroid that crashed into Earth. Most of the asteroids originate from the Trojan Asteroid belt that is in Jupiter's rotation path.
"Aint no way that is a Luca Bazerkanian!"
by sumus October 21, 2021
Get the Luca Bazerkanian mug.Such a hottie ass babe with a fat ass and thick thighs (no homo) damn lil mama u so fine it hurt mi lil eyes
by kaimerkie September 15, 2023
Get the Lucas mug.A really cool person who is the best at everything and guess every kahoot answer, still gets it right and at the same time calls out the wrong answer because, their a madlad, at 12:00 everyday, every year you have to give anyone named Lucas Tubman $10 or you will be cursed until you die that you will never be able to get windows working normally.
by Tubby_2 November 29, 2022
Get the Lucas Tubman mug.A sexy young man who has giga-balls. He carries them around in a wheel barrow and his nickname is “Randy Marsh”. They love football and hockey and catch more fish (and women) than anyone else
“Lucas is very sexy”
by Bigcok6969 June 19, 2022
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by StillChillStillChill May 5, 2019
Get the Luca mug.A rather outstanding male individual, typically from the Lombardian region of Italy. Usually recognized for his above average performance during the act of love-making, this fellow lad tears hearts apart faster than he eats his risotto alla Milanese. Overall impressive knowledge and rather nice teeth. Always seems to carry around a condescending look towards other humans who he believes to be inferior than him. Sarcastic as fuck.
"Oh my god, I had sex with Luca last night"
"Did he perform the sloppy jalopi?"
"To a great extent."
"What an asshole that Luca"
"Yeah, I know."
"Did he perform the sloppy jalopi?"
"To a great extent."
"What an asshole that Luca"
"Yeah, I know."
by Vigz March 2, 2018
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