Double Busy

Expression for when you have 0 fucking interest in an absolutely pointless task (often tasks created my your wife/girlfriend)

Partner: can you make the bed please?

Bloke: Turn it in, i'm double busy

by Maggaz88 April 2, 2019

double-banked

when you get jumped by at least two people who whip yo ass

Yesterday my son Tyrone was down in the projects and he got double-banked by two tricks who he was tryin to holla at.

by uswoomon August 22, 2003

seeing double

An exclamation made when seeing a woman endowed with exceptionally large breasts.

"Whoa, are those really that big, or am I seeing double?

by el jefe June 11, 2004

Double Rainbow

When someone is "supa dupa gay" they can be called a Double Rainbow. This is off the wall in you and your friends face homo.

Bro 1: Yo, check out that Double Rainbow

Bro 2. no homo

by Nugem January 13, 2011

Double Geranimo

Two people (any combo) sit Indian style with their legs intertwined and give each other foot-jobs. Blind-folded. Rednecks in Monterey, TN perform double Geranimos all the time. If 3 people perform it in a circle it is a triple, 4 then quadruple. If 5-8 people perform it in a circle it is a Pow-Wow. If 9+ people perform this, then it is called a Geranimorgy.

I caught Cheney and Titus double-Geranimoing in the barn last tuesday.

by Jim Carter July 26, 2004

Double Dicking

Double dicking is the action of two straight males taking a phallic object, placing it against their genitals and humping it, symbolizing the insertion of their penis into the partners penis. Because this is impossible, double dicking acts as a vessel for these sexual urges.

Double dicking is known as the ultimate male-male sexual experience.

Cassius: Hey Ip, tryna' do some double dicking?
Ip-Man: Hell yeah, grab the body pillow.

by The Drue September 18, 2012

double bag

when you have to make the dude use two condoms.

"He's from the navy, a different girl in each port. So I double bag him"

by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003