Bread Leg

A species of bread beast that have retractable legs and scurry around when resident humans are not watching.

Person1: "Wow, did you see that Bread Leg over there!"
Person2: "Robin, you know that Bread Leg is too stealthy to be seen."

by RA3BIES September 29, 2020

Bread Poisoning

When you eat plain bread and your stomach starts hurting (drink to fix)

“Oh I think I have bread poisoning”

by Jamontoast 123 October 10, 2020

Bread

Throwing oral sex from a gay at ducks

guy 1: Dang look at that bread, it went so far
guy 2: gOT ANY GRAPES
guy 3: That bread got a full penis

by BreadOwesMeMoney October 10, 2020

brewed bread

when you wanna eat brewed bread (weirdo) but the bread is a penguin so you got brewed dead penguin

timmy: brewed bread yum

bob: u weird- WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!
timmy: brewed bread

bob: NO THATS DEAD PENGUIN
timmy: WAIT WHAT
bob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
timmy: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BOB: EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
timmy: wait what you said EA now we are dead
CIA: hi wait WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
Timmy & Bob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE CIA
timmy: its brewed bread

CIA: what
timmy: but the bread is a dead-
CIA: body?
timmy: no penguin.
CIA & BOB: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TIMMY: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by tomato mad that likes penguin October 11, 2020

cheesey bread

individual who's funds were attained by weak ethical or moral means.

frikkin cheesey bread muther.. his momma bought him that ring.

check out cheesey bread's gold chain.. you know he copped that at wal mart.

by casa jefe August 25, 2003

bread

it’s green paper

i just made some “bread” after long day at work

by user777. July 12, 2022

Bread man

The backbone of Madfutters (also first in messages). Genuinely one of the most reliable guys in the server, scrap that. The most reliable. He is honestly the reason
humanity is still going and better then ever. He’s amazing. Shout out to Breadman, I know you see this. Love you.

John Moohan : Bread man is such a “spammer”.

Casual Goldie : Who’s Bread man?

John Moohan : The greatest human on earth.

John Knows.

by yournanstoelicker July 12, 2022