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jacob

a bi-sexual male known for looking like edna and loves dogs dressed in g-strings. He looks like a typical pedo and has pizza every night cause his family is to lazy to cook
oi look its "Jacob" he must have sex with dogs
by the bois r back September 19, 2018
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Jacob fultz

A GREAT friend and brother. Jacob really loves to play games and hang out with his pals. Football with the boys are a big part of him
Did you see Jacob fultz got into a fight with Dillion?!
by Firsttidescribe September 12, 2023
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Jacob

An *amazing* person. Super funny.
Someone you can truly trust. Very sensitive and caring. Can be impatient at time when it comes to video games and food but that's okay because those things are /important/.

Literally the perfect male.

They will carry you when you need to be carried and they will hold you as long as you need to be held. They are very loyal and giving to their partners and if you ever get the chance to have one you better treat them right.

If you get a Jacob, *KEEP THEM*. You will never find another like them.
Person: "Who are you dating?"

Autumn: "Oh his name is Jacob and he's the best thing that's ever happened to me and I love him and I am going to keep him forever and he's super sweet and funny and amazing and- ... *continues talking about them and how wonderful they are for 7 years*
Person: *is actually dead*
by happy-oot April 8, 2018
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Jacob

Someone that is clumsy in nature and has many friends that don't poetically like him.
by dirtman3739472 April 28, 2022
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Jacob

Jacob has a big d*ck he always has a big dick he is sometimes dumb but when he feels like it he’ll be smart sometimes he be acting really gay
Maya:Jacob has a big dick I sucked it,but it didn’t fit In my mouth
Erick: woah you must had fun last night ;)
by Westanbts💜💜 July 16, 2019
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Jacob

A big black guy who will chin you if you don’t give him your cock
Person: yo there’s Jacob

Person 2: RUN
by DimentedDuck21 November 22, 2021
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Jacob

Just date him already! He's super sweet, has a great personality, and is super playful and weird in the best ways possible.
Jacob is so sweet! Did you see what he got me for Valentine's Day?
by ollie10 February 15, 2022
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