Ass Turtle

Another word for retard.

"Man your such an ass turtle, you know that?"

by Dosoboi October 12, 2019

McDonalds funded ass school

A goofy ass school that just seems funky and like it is funded by McDonalds, no other way to describe it then, goofy school.

One-“My school is weird”
Me-“Yeah that’s one McDonalds funded ass school”

by anonymous November 16, 2023

Big Ass Brick Of Soap

Soaps. I thought it was cough drops at first, but eh. It is designed to meet the high standards of hard working men. Mainly used by U.S veterans.

This new Big Ass Brick Of Soap is inspired by drinking a fine scotch in a wood-paneled den.
Did you know the Big Ass Brick Of Soap was inspired by the military?

by Waea March 4, 2023

National beat the beaner captains ass day

Beat the shit out of the Mexican team captain on your wrestling team

Hey did you hear what day it is?
Yeah it’s national beat the beaner captains day!
National beat the beaner captains ass day is a national holiday where you beat him up

by Toesforthebros February 2, 2021

ass day

ass day ask any guy or girl for ass pics they have to send you 3 pics no less.

it's ass day today you have to send me ass pics

by idkaname28 August 29, 2021

Goofy Ass Redneck

A Goofy Ass Redneck is a Goofy Redneck

“That boy all up in the mud, he’s a goofy ass redneck.”

by yxng.qxander December 10, 2021

Quarter-pound ass

A butt that is small compared to the average version, as most butts weight 0.5lbs

Jenny's quarter-pound ass looked non-existent in those jeans

by l-dog** April 30, 2019