A day in the life of Helen Keller

Doing literally nothing all day.

Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: it was like a day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh.......

by dumbassalbinomonkeyfag April 4, 2024

national post your dick day

post your dick

"hey it's September 9th its national post your dick day"

by dezzoo September 5, 2022

National Pledge Clean Up Day

Everyday whilst a pledge, you must clean up the fraternity’s main house as well as any off campus houses and/or other fraternal areas.

Note: This is NOT considered hazing. It is required by the IFC in article 6, line 7 of the manual.”

“Hey Lil’ Timmy! I thought it was national pledge clean up day? Go mop the floor pledge!”
- Fraternity Brother

“Yes sir.”
- Pledge Timmy

by Pledge Timmy January 19, 2024

pp day

pp day!

august 10th

frank: what is pp day?
me: pp day

by fucksurmomforalivingxoxo August 8, 2022

National fuck bob marley sex doll day

it is now legal to buy bob marly sex dolls on april 16th

bill: have you heard of national fuck bob marley sex doll day?
peor: no
bill: its good

by national penis March 28, 2021

National Flame king day

The day flame didn't win a single round in super smash brothers ultimate on 12/8/24.

Guy: Happy National Flame king day!

Guy 2: What's that?

Guy : I don't know, some kid lost in smash ultimate that day

by Madoka Kaname's husband December 9, 2024

National beat the shit out of Finn day

This day is reserved for beating the shit out of finn. Only him.

“Hey guys guess what! It’s national beat the shit out of Finn day!”

by IdioticPinapple September 29, 2022