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School Nurse

When you bury your face so deep between her butt cheeks while eating her from the back that you wake up the next morning with Pink Eye.
After Todd's 4th School Nurse, he realized he needed to work on his technique or stockpile Pink Eye ointment.
by Teddy Jaymse November 25, 2021
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Middle School

The actual definition of hell where half the kids are bullied, the other half’s daddies are really rich so nobody can touch them or they are the bullies.

What do the teachers do about it? Nothing. But if you’re caught wearing a hoodie? GET YOUR SORRY BUTT TO THE PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE!

Types of groups or people:

Rich kids: Walk around showing off their designer kicks to the common folk. Untouchable or else daddy will blow a fuse and sue the school.

Nerds: Smart kids but constantly get picked on by bullies.

Gamers: Normally a bunch of kids who are tech-smart and spend their break times indoors playing video games together

Bullies: Insecure jerks who take out their anger on other kids.

Kids with parents who don’t give a damn about them: One of two things happen to them. They either becomes bullies or the bullied.

Weebs: Anime kids who obsess over manga and have all the Naruto hand movements memorized. Sometimes they also go into the gamer kid group as well...why? Because Pikachu.

Tik Tok Girls: Trendy group of girls with basically 0 personality whatsoever. When they’re not gossiping and gushing over hot boys, they’re on their phones, checking their Instagram stories and trying so hard to act cool.

Athletic kids: Annoying, popular, PE coach’s favorite kids and can be teacher’s pets. Also, they have an obsession with soccer or football or whatever.

These are only some of the groups this dreadful fiery pit of hell holds.
Many communities of people across the world agree that middle school is crappy
by JustARandomPieceOfCrap November 5, 2021
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Susan committed rope around neck not to go to school.
by i wana in uranus February 15, 2022
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penis school

Eliza and Lucy went to the penis school Saturday!
by Nancy Pudding November 16, 2023
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Jefferson High School

A school in Missouri where family is EVERYTHING.....literally they all marry their cousins to keep the community close. Only known for their basketball teams which have no relevance now because of a co-op taking place
Oh you went to JEfferson High school?
Yea!
Did you marry your highschool sweetheart?

Well yea! My momma and aunt set us up when we were born😂
by sam.terry03 November 10, 2020
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bitterne park school

secondary school situated on a big hill in bitterne park, southampton, it is the DEADEST PLACE

i’m jk it’s actually not too bad….. the music department is top tier. the popular kids are from an entirely different realm however.

all the roadmen from year 7 thinking they’re on badness have somehow disintegrated because no one gives a shit anymore. the food is decent but was better in 2019 #bringbackbrownies. however they want to change the school logo and values which is actually scrap worthy because it doesnt need fixing.

some of the people are awful but mr ingamells is an absolute LAD. love him.

girls if you want a man from this school then run for the hills…. they’re all very unattractive.

EARA days actually slap though!

the headteacher is a little welsh man and he was involved in a student waterfight in the atrium because he thinks he’s on badness too. mr hellyer was the best head of year.

real talk, WHY is the building so ugly? what on earth are those random yellow squares on the walls?? and why is the field in the shape of an L
i love bitterne park school.

the best subject at bitterne park school is chemistry(said no one ever)
by phoebebuffay909 August 13, 2023
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rock valley public school

A public school containing fakes, attention seekers, pick me’s, hicks, trumpies, stoners, and loud people. This is the school where most of the drama happens.
Have you every been to the Rock Valley public school? Well I have and now I have a massive headache from everyone in there.
by haha hey lol March 30, 2021
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