My Check Machine is Broken

When borrowed anal beads will stay inside someone anus and keep falling out.

She said I was welcome to use her anal beads, but my check machine is broken so it was a waste of time.

by All Bets Hedged January 15, 2021

Slipping down my lungs

When something or someone smells good.

“These flowers are slipping down my lungs.” “What perfume did you use cause you are totally slipping down my lungs right now.”

by ThatDogMango February 20, 2022

Punching my clown

A point in a married mans life, where his wife isn't good enough for him, so he resorts to masturbation.

Man 1: My wife was crazy last night.

Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.

by Call me Dragon August 19, 2011

licking the dirt off my tires

When someone licks dried up poop off of someone else's butthole.

Stephen: Yo, what did you and that girl do?
Jeffrey: Nothing much, she was just licking the dirt off my tires, now my asshole is clean. Wink.

by moughh July 5, 2023

Oh my god buh aw hell naw

Oh my god buh aw hell naw

Oh my god buh aw hell naw

by v4s November 18, 2023

Oh My Word

A substitute for saying "Oh My God" but when you're really shocked. it's what a posh brit would say.

Guy: Dude she literally murdered her friend for some money!
Posh brit: Oh My Word! Did she really do that?

by poopycapabra May 26, 2024

My love<3

A person that you feel very affectionate for and you think are beautiful -Alex :

Hey I want you to meet someone I care deeply about.

Who?

My love<3

by YesimAlex November 6, 2021