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your mom

Your mom is a concoction of 'y' 'o' 'u' 'r' 'm' 'o' 'm' and it is hilarious to use in day to day conversations with your siblings.

Example:

Joe- You are a fat, horrible person.
Lauren- Don't care + Didn't ask
Joe- Shut up you neek (geek+ nerd)
Lauren- Your mom is a neek

Everybody else in class- OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! GET ROASTED
2.
Carson- You wear tank tops all the time Chloe
Chloe- Your mom wears tank tops all the time
Carson runs away crying to his mommy and snitching to mother

3.
Taylor- Do you know a mirror cuz that is who you talk to everyday. HAHA
Taaylor- Does your mom know a mirror since that is her only friend.
Taylor- Really? How do you know?
Taalor-Because your mom told me.
Taylor- One more word about my mom and you are dead.
Taaylor- Can you ask your mother something?
Taylor- Why?
Taaylor- because I left my toothbrush there.
Taylor- Where are you?
Taaylor- At your mom's house.

***SILENCE***
by DejiOlatunji June 10, 2022
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Yo yo-ing your nipples

When you are having sex-or whenever really, you grab your nipple and pinch real hard, and start moving your hand fast like you are flinging a yo yo.
So out of nowhere you decided to jump on the table and start yo yo-ing your nipples?!
by It.that.dumb.bitch.again February 28, 2019
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A: „I think I‘m more into guys than into girls.“
B: „Cool man, whatever crumbles your cookie.“
by 3ugenw February 22, 2020
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National give your fem Best friend a hoodie day

On May 24 you must give your girl best friend/feminine best friend your hoodie to show how much you appreciate them
boy best friend: here’s my hoodie and happy
National give your fem Best friend a hoodie day

girl best friend: thank you so much you’re the best friend a girl could ever ask for
by DabiXhawks<3 May 20, 2021
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slapping your john

Slapping ones john is a term dirived from lower Manhattan. The art of nonchalantly and gently kissing a strangers penis or if you prefer. His shiny helmet.
by Condalisa_rice June 19, 2018
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