shit stuck up my crack

When ur dookie gets stuck in ur ass and you have to just kinda leave it there

Zhongli

BETSY: ARRGGGHHHH BETTY HELP ME MY SHIT WONT COME OUT MY SHIT STUCK UP MY CRACK

Betty: OH LORD!! BETSY MUST HAVE SHIT STUCK UP HER CRACK
Zhongli

by Cookielover9000 October 19, 2021

chussle my nussle

when you like to chussle a nussle. it is a rlly hot way of masterbateion. witch will make some one cum in 20 seconds!

i chussle my nussle today in front of my mum and it was hot and she cummed

by jammajail October 20, 2021

My bitch

Hi blessing ur the best you came my world welcomed idk if that makes sense but i love ur existence ur my thirteen reasons why your the best words cant describe how i feel about you ur the best ur mine and literaly mine<3

OH MY GOD MY BITCH TEXTED ME IM BLESSED

by The ugly bitch October 21, 2021

my bitch is a blessing

Hey you this is for you ur the best you make me smile all day im alive just to talk to you and i just want you to know that i love you some much words cant describe it you make me happy and i would like to do the same tell me your wish and i will do it in ur birthday to my lovely blessing

My bitch is a blessing it explains it self having u makes me live<3

by The ugly bitch October 21, 2021

my my I think we have a spy

you're on tiktok too much :/

my brain will self destruct I'll lose myself to su1c1de! scu1c1de! my my I think we have a spy!

by I need a Handle October 27, 2021

My definitions

Things that I found out ALL of them didn't even exist.
*sigh*

My definitions don't suck.

by Orrinpants October 27, 2021

SLAP MY NUTS

MEANS FUCK YOU

WHEN YOU GET MAD YOU WILL SAY SLAP MY NUTS

by anonymous October 27, 2021