willy wonka

A bloke who has either had one or both bollocks removed, but still has a decent perfectly working knob.

Not fussed he's a willy Wonka, he's still got it going on 👍

by sazzy jo June 2, 2017

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Willie Washer

A person who washes other peoples penis using soap or licking it clean

"Excuse me hen go and wash my Willie you Willie washer"

by Doobaloob January 14, 2017

Willy

The most innocent and hilarious name for a penis.

Johnny used to jack off so much and that’s what made his willy really sore.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018

Pink Willie

Like a Wet Willie but to the eye.

Since feces is commonly found on human hands and fingers, when in contact with the eye causes “pink” eye.

As I was resting in my recliner, my daughter gave me a Pink Willie. It felt like my eyelashes were glued together.

by 9 toe stud June 11, 2021

willy the dog

Willy the dog is your average neighborhood dog. However his bark is so horrifying it can drive some people to extreme limits. Such as hiding in closets, on counter tops, and in bathrooms.

Willy the dog is has a very loud bark

by leafsquare222 August 11, 2019

Wakeman willy

Someone who has a small penis or napper who thinks everyone elses is the same size

I would rather be anything then have a napper like that wakeman Willy

by Robbybobby1997 February 9, 2022