A person who has not had sexual intercourse despite appearing to be physically and socially capable of doing so. This person might look good but struggle with communicating with the preferred sex or being unable to close the deal. This could be due to "putting the pussy on a pedestal" which makes it hard for guys to speak to girls.
Many good-looking guys who are well-groomed and take care of themselves are functioning virgins because they don't go out and take girls on dates or even attempt to introduce themselves to girls because they're afraid of rejection. An example would be like Gym-Bros
by Yobi Bear March 13, 2023
Get the Functioning Virginmug. by Chodeboi42069 October 15, 2020
Get the Virginmug. Involves two virgins (one male and one female). The male will masturbate into a container, suck it up into a syringe and then inject it into the females womb/vagina to get her pregnant despite the fact that neither of them have ever had intercourse before.
by LordJenal August 9, 2024
Get the Virgin Parentsmug. Guy 1: She told me she’s not gonna let a guy cum inside of her until she’s married..
Guy 2: Dude, she’s a creampie virgin!
Guy 2: Dude, she’s a creampie virgin!
by JMc$ March 12, 2025
Get the Creampie Virginmug. by MyPPWritesMyDefinitions June 6, 2022
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Get the Virginmug. 