mucked up

A combination of fucked up and messed up

Person 1: What happened?
Person 2: Oh my god, I mucked up

by PB_nJ January 2, 2021

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Up balls

When the penis is so big it weighs enough that the balls are pressed to go above the penis. Creating Up balls

“Hey did you hear that Jake has up balls?” “Wow I didn’t know it was THAT big”

by Coob Upballs March 3, 2021

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Derbyshire slang term for when you have not had sex for a while and are getting desperate. Term can be used equally for men and women.
a build up of 'sperm pressure' in men can be caused by being Hogged Up

I'm so Hogged Up I'd fuck a horse...with John Wayne on it...again. sex

by Mr Cunninglinguist August 20, 2013

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Poon Up

What a woman gets when she goes to the gynecologist.

Had to go to the gyno to get a poon up.

by vaginosis November 14, 2011

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Up-Queef

The part of a Queef that happens immediately after the queef has released and the vaginal cavity is closing back up, which can result in the sucking up of underwear or clothing. Which can even result in cameltoe.

"A Queef feels good. Tickles even. If it weren't for up-Queef I'd be doing it everyday."
queefvaginacameltoecameltoecamel toe

by Glenn Giron September 18, 2011

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Aggy up

To lose a football game in excruciating fashion after building a significant halftime lead.

After building a 35-17 halftime lead against Arkansas on Saturday, Texas A&M proceeded to aggy up the game by turning the ball over twice and giving up 250 passing yards.

Did you see Romo blow the lead those two pick-sixes against Detroit today? He really aggied up that game.

by Deloss Dodds October 2, 2011

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