swiss it up

To increase the value of something. When the quality of something isn't great but rather average and you want to increase it, you swiss it up!

Oh man, the quality of this isn't really great. You gotta swiss it up a bit!

by fleischli January 7, 2020

Adibing it up

When you fuck up your chances with a girl by doing something extremely idiotic to the point of no return

Jack: "Hey bro is Adib sleeping with Natalie?"
Tom: "Nah, he probably got too excited and is adibing it up"

by hairymanARUM April 23, 2020

coved up

Infected with Covid-19, Corona Virus Disease. Applies to people, places.

Don’t sit on that couch, the last person to use it was confirmed to have Covid-19, so now the whole couch is coved up

by Jeff Seattle May 5, 2020

Top up

When you offer a muffin/dessert to your chubby partner. i.e. partner who has a muffin top.

“Would you like a top up?”
“Would you like a top up for your muffin top?”

by Chechi August 3, 2020

Hogged Up

Derbyshire slang term for when you have not had sex for a while and are getting desperate. Term can be used equally for men and women.
a build up of 'sperm pressure' in men can be caused by being Hogged Up

I'm so Hogged Up I'd fuck a horse...with John Wayne on it...again. sex

by Mr Cunninglinguist August 20, 2013

Poon Up

What a woman gets when she goes to the gynecologist.

Had to go to the gyno to get a poon up.

by vaginosis November 14, 2011

Up-Queef

The part of a Queef that happens immediately after the queef has released and the vaginal cavity is closing back up, which can result in the sucking up of underwear or clothing. Which can even result in cameltoe.

"A Queef feels good. Tickles even. If it weren't for up-Queef I'd be doing it everyday."
queefvaginacameltoecameltoecamel toe

by Glenn Giron September 18, 2011