Mike Kroon Money Shot

Mike Kroon Money Shot refers to when a man who is masturbating unintentionally cums in his own face by accident, such as by sneezing for example, performing a self-inflicted money shot unintentionally. The term originates from episode 121 of the once popular Internet Box Podcast where the titular Mr Kroon divulged his extracurricular misadventures.

I once saw a guy perform the Mike Kroon Money Shot. Boy was his face red, or should I say white. By the way, how do you wash cum out of hair? Asking for a friend.

by JustForThis July 23, 2022

miked

something that has been recklessly broken/ damaged or messed up.

You really "miked" dinner when you left it the oven for too long.

by anonymous September 1, 2022

Your Uncle Mike a Dyke

Defeats any roast may make world implode when spoken.
Only use when roasts get to strong.

Daniel: Your mom gay lol.
Me: Don't make me do it..
Tabby: Your dad lesbian.
Me: I swear..
Ash: Your granny tranny
Me: NIBBA YOUR UNCLE MIKE A DYKE
*world implodes*

by iced.milk May 11, 2018

Mike Ovy

Although he may seem quiet or unassuming, Mike Ovy has a vibrant, passionate inner live. Creative and imaginative, he happily loses himself in daydreams, inventing all sorts of stories and conversations in his mind. He is known for his sensitivity – he has profound emotional responses to music, art, nature, and the people around him.

Idealistic and empathetic, Mike Ovy longs for deep, soulful relationships, and he feels called to help others. He may sometimes feel lonely or invisible, adrift in a world that doesn’t seem to appreciate the traits that makes him unique.

They/Them: Mike Ovy is the purest soul I've met so far.
Mike Ovy: I can also be a bitch if you want me to 🤭.

by mikeovy November 22, 2021

Mike Vick Dip

a dug adict dat mickses 2 or moe dugs and eats or sniffs

im gona go do a mike vick dip

by FiveBigBoo-s March 17, 2025

Mike

to fall over embarrassingly

Oh no, I did a Mike!

Did you see Neil last week? He properly pulled a Mike

by Tagjoy September 23, 2025

Mikelis

Mikelis is Latvian a name of archangel Michael. This means that Mikelis is a descendent of god. He is the most beautiful being to ever exist, and a man with the name Mikelis will always be loyal. The perfect guy!

Yo that guy gave that homeless man a Lambo! He is a total Mikelis.

by balandey October 31, 2022