Corn-holing

The feeling of the poop approaching the edge of the anus or the feeling of the poop exiting your butthole (occasionally feeling like a corncob exiting the anal canal).

Corn-holing is usually preceded by warm dry farts. You know you are corn-holing when you have to squench your anus midfart to stop the corn-holing butt log.

Synonym for "turtle necking" or "prarie dogging"

Tom questioned if he would make it to the restroom in time as his poop had been corn-holing for a full minute as he ran. "I'm corn-holing!" He yelled as he ran past Jandis and into the restroom.

by Christoph Sausage October 21, 2021

Corn floatie

The grossness that is corn or any other whole vegetables or items, eaten and then pooped out whole, that float in the toilet water seperate from the poop.

I looked back and down and there was a corn floatie in my poop water.

by Babyquigly November 24, 2017

Law of Corn

Similar to "Law of Crim" except it's with barely legal women after being taken.

Don't worry crim, Law of Corn is greater than Law of Crim

by lowkeyloki104 November 27, 2023

Corn steppin

Trying to impressive country folk.

William bought a truck and goes by Billy now. He really corn stepping these days.

by Laidbackfun December 21, 2017

Corn

The single most sexy vegetable of all, it's thick green stem speeding and thin green leaves, plump yellow kernels just begging to be plucked.

"Wow the corn looks great this evening!"

"Dad, you said that eight times all ready, please remove your testicles from the yams"

by SirSpankMeCrotch July 5, 2018

Corn Dogging

The act of having sex with a woman who has a bad yeast infection.

There’s nothing in this world like corn dogging a hoe

by Tidd Sugga May 23, 2023

Corn Whore

The kind of person who would do anything to get there hands on some tasty lump of knobs

My husband keeps asking for corn for dinner, I'm worried he might be a corn whore

by Mimurs October 2, 2022