Brown cloud

When you blown cocaine into someone’s butthole, and they immediately fart it back out into the air and you inhale it into your nose.

He blew cocaine into my ass before I was able to brown cloud his face.

by Jujumelvin December 2, 2017

Brown Cuff

When you accidentally get poop on your long sleeve dress shirt when wiping. You brown cuff yourself

I've got to head home and change shirts. Just took a massive dump and I brown cuffed myself.

by jimbo905 June 13, 2018

brown-housing

1. verb. present tense : brown-housing; past tense: brown-housed The act of one who is proud of their bowel movement achievement to the extreme that one leaves the fecal log in the toilet without flushing so that in a multi-person home can be found by an unsuspecting housemate.

We had to evict him for brown-housing.

by JohnAar September 6, 2016

Jude Brown

Jude is the best.

That Jude Brown guy is the best

by Jude is the best January 28, 2023

brown tickler

a itching sensation located directly on your brown eye. usualy extreme hard to statisfy with normal ass scratching methods and usualy embrassing.

guy 1: mmmm awww shhh mm

guy 2: dude what the hell are you doing

guy 1: sorry dude but i have a major brown tickler over here

guy 2: aww dude your screwed

by so0o easy January 17, 2009

Brown Fury

A series of fecal eruptions that are seemingly endless consuming over an hour of your day.

After eating a whole bucket of extra spicy KFC, I spent the whole morning in a brown fury, relieving myself in pain.

by The Garfish July 29, 2013

Mister Brown

My business associate with whom I meet on an almost unchanging basis every morning between the hours of 9 and 11:30 in the toilet. Mister Brown is smooth, sophisticated, and extremely professional. I always feel relieved after doing business with him.

Honey, I need an extremely large magazine. I'm going to be in session with Mister Brown for at least an hour.

by misterbrown June 2, 2011