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West Hamming

Next level geezer who's doing outrageous gestures in public. typically associated with football hooliganism and green street members
by MxttTheLad March 13, 2023
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Ham Sandwich

I've been walking around with a ham sandwich all day!
by Mark McBass August 12, 2022
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Ham

He thought he was finna get 1000$ he’s a ham
by tsjayy August 31, 2023
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Vagina ham

A form of religious abuse and the worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located. Probably done by some trying to frame you to evade blame.
The worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located. Very muted senses as well as nearly being impossible to get off, and completely leaving gspot damn near unattainable. Probably done by possesive older religious resembling people that have "family secrets" (i.e. a history of sexual abuse), and/or by extremeist Ctholicism or a crazy tiny dick ex or an experimental fling turned wrong, or even by a ex that also has a history of sexual assault, or even by your insane rapist dad that is trying to keep his secret buried and you stringing along by gaslighting you and repressing memories that, in leu of everything, aren't all that repressed.
by h84cvltlyfe February 17, 2022
mugGet the Vagina hammug.

Ham

The over-flowage of your stomach. Some like to call it a muffin top or a foopa. Black people tend to have this.
by edwin pilego March 3, 2011
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ham reconditioning

When faced with a loose pussy, simply shove a whole ham up there and then pull the bone out. Voila! Ham reconditioning!
George’s wife pushed out 5 kids so she desperately needed a ham reconditioning.
by Oliver Face January 6, 2021
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Ham

I would buy a crate of ham, but I can't.
by josherylemon February 20, 2024
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