Russian Juggernaut

Simply inserting a vodka soaked tampon into your asshole

Drinking at church is frowned upon so I went with a Russian juggernaut.

by C/O6860 July 20, 2019

Russian Smollette

When you pull the trigger on a fake hate crime and pray it doesn't blow up in your face!

Erica Thomas claimed a white man at the grocery store told her to "go back where she came from," then later was forced to admit the man was Cubann and he never said any such thing. Guess she lost her game of Russian Smollette.

by Guts Knucklebone July 21, 2019

Russian Pepsi

A carbonated liquid juice squirted from the anus of a fat woman that is released after she has sexual intercourse in the ass then in the vagina whilst on her period. Bottoms up.

Sarah: oh Mark, I'm on my period tonight

Mark: let me fuck you in the ass then fuck you in the pussy with my shit covered dick then I want you to squirt it over me like a Russian pepsi.

by MMJK November 7, 2019

White Russian Teabag

Whilst teabagging someone, (putting nuts into victims mouth) run milk down the shaft and let i drip off of the nuts into the persons mouth.

If you fall asleep before I do I will White Russian Teabag you.

by Jennacyde Beach November 9, 2019

Russian

Very strong athletes,work a lot, good dancers and really smart.You should probably run if you piss one off.

-Look that’s the smartest guy in the country

-Probably a Russian guy

by Russian November 10, 2019

The Russian Wipe

(v) the act of sticking a wine bottle up ones anus and applying pressure to the neck of said bottle and accepting the shards in your intestines.

The party ended in all the frat boys performing the Russian wipe to impress their greek sisters.

by cupidsvixen November 16, 2019

russian injection

Dipping a tampon in vodka and inserting said vodka infused tampon into one's bootyhole. The alcohol enters one's bloodstream in a much faster manner that traditional methods.

Man I hate vodka it tastes so bad.
Try a russian injection

by mxtpo November 23, 2019