noun; A condition of the penis easily mistaken for an erection; usually in the morning. It is crucial not to mistake the two where urination becomes quite painful after ejaculation.
At first, Carol was excited to see her husband of fifty years with an erection, sadly, she knew it was only a piss lump and would probably disappear after he relieved himself.
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TOM: DOOOD!!!! we NEVER EVER, PISS IN THE YARD.
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One of the busybodies at work was in the stall next to me in the bathroom I could not be due to piss scarecity
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