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Noah Ulloa

One of the coolest people alive. He's cracked at fortnite and gets all the hoes
by Pl@typus204 May 10, 2022
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noah

literally the finest man on earth who’s talking to the best girl on the planet
noah is a fan man
by noah’s biggest fan May 30, 2023
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Noah

skinny lil twink. he play the guitar and likes to fuck around w fucked up cars. prob could beat in a fight. but you’d let him win cuz he’s nice.
damn it’s the skrunkly noah.

i love noah, he slays.
by Noahissoslayilhsm April 3, 2023
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Noah

Ugly, annoying, and the one person that everyone hates! Everyone tells Noah that he has no friends or that nobody cares about him. Noah’s can usually be depressed from this happening almost all the time. If it does, he won’t talk about it.
Johnny: You’re so ugly Noah! I wish you were dead

Noah: 🥺😭😢😓
by Datboi550 March 6, 2019
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Noah

The name Noah isn’t just a name—it’s a whole lifestyle upgrade. If you know a Noah, congratulations, you’ve basically hit the lottery of human connections. Noahs are the type of people who casually drop a 10/10 personality while also being the smartest in the room without even trying. They’ve got the perfect combo of chill and ambition—someone who can joke around but also pull off being the most reliable person you know.

They’re the kind of friend who turns every boring moment into a memory, the kind of teammate who makes everyone else play better just by existing, and the kind of guy who manages to be athletic, funny, and actually kind (rare). Noahs don’t chase the vibe—they are the vibe.

If you meet a Noah, keep him around. He’s the definition of a W.
That’s Noah—bro’s literally HIM
by noahbcool28 August 19, 2025
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Noah

Damn he’d deff kiss u. He’s such a Noah. Aka just a boy named Noah 😂
by Ykwhoitbe September 9, 2021
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NOAH

Noah Jonathan Asiaf is a predator who still prays on little girls. He is wanted for over 10 war crimes and consumes everything in his path. If he comes across your child…HE WILL EAT THEM
by The Creator Of UD March 11, 2022
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