whispering ass

Those small, airy farts that you get in the middle of the day.

"Mark, do you have whispering ass right now too?" "Yeah Jerry, it's poppin' off."

by Whispering Ass November 21, 2016

FLANK ASS

FLAT WIDE ASS

YOU SEE THAT GIRL SHE HAD A FLANK ASS!!!!

by COOKIEMONSTER2008 February 25, 2009

bomb ass

Meaning cool or fun

Damn That was a Bomb Ass baked potato!

by Hoss monkey fuck December 18, 2017

Slappy-assed

Piss-poor work.

Slappy-assed is defined as performance being lazy, haphazard, incomplete, shit work. Example: My landlord's repair guy did slappy-assed work, " I said pointing to my toilet duct taped to the wall. Slappy-ass means

Slappy-assed is defined as performance being lazy, haphazard, incomplete, shit work. Example: My landlord's repair guy did slappy-assed work, " I said pointing to my toilet duct taped to the wall. Slappy-ass means

by blossombaby December 2, 2021

harpoon ass

the ass of a skinny person when they sit on your lap and it hurts.

She sat on my lap and it was painful because she was a harpoon ass

by asssmann May 30, 2010

Ass-tick

Someone who climbs up into a persons psychological domain there by attaching themselves with the express intent of causing severe mental and physical irritation of which relief can be extremely difficult, if not impossible!

Ass-ticks will usually spring into action without motivation or encouragement, just the satisfaction of having interrupted the flow of normalcy or unnerved innocence is their reward.

dick,ass,jerk

by Boo-HV August 16, 2017

Oatmeal ass

A person with a saggy ass, typically gloating about how gorgeous they are, and thinking they rule the world. In reality, they own nothing but a ass that has the appearance of two sacks of oatmeal being taped to their body.

"Omg! Look at her oatmeal ass!"
"Only old men would like that . Yuck."

by AnotherBrunetteBitch March 21, 2015