When a man’s penis is so long he has to assume the classic Mike Tyson peek-a-boo boxing stance — elbows tucked, fists up by his face — to reach it during masturbation. Typically involves a downward squat and intense focus, resembling a fighter preparing for battle… but for very different reasons.
“Bro, I caught Kyle in the bathroom doing the Masturbating Mike Tyson. Dude looked like he was about to throw hands with his own junk.”
by A Dude Booty Meat June 2, 2025
Get the Masturbating Mike Tysonmug. by Coal and Fish October 25, 2020
Get the Mike Tysonmug. That guy in the blazer is such a Spicy Mike! He kept grabbing me by the waist even though I kept stepping away!
by Nicolina56 November 14, 2022
Get the Spicy Mikemug. Examples:
The thalad hath lettuth and tomatoeth.
The theven htailors were theathick.
The mouth is thleeping in the houth.
Person 1: What is Mike Tyson's worst enemy?
Person 2: the letter S
Person 1: How?
Person 2: He can't pronounce the sound S makes
The thalad hath lettuth and tomatoeth.
The theven htailors were theathick.
The mouth is thleeping in the houth.
Person 1: What is Mike Tyson's worst enemy?
Person 2: the letter S
Person 1: How?
Person 2: He can't pronounce the sound S makes
by some guy with a computer November 30, 2020
Get the Mike Tyson's worst enemymug. When you pull your penis out after anal sex and proceed to poke or slap the woman's face with your slimey cock.
by Hough_Morris April 4, 2021
Get the Slimey Mikemug. by Supperfudge123 August 23, 2023
Get the Delulu Mikemug. Mickey Stan: Mike Moh killed it on once upon a time in hollywood!
Mike Moh Fan: he's one hell of an actor and deserves all the recognition!
Mike Moh Fan: he's one hell of an actor and deserves all the recognition!
by TheRealStan August 19, 2019
Get the Mike Mohmug.